chocobo-strider:

Hears hissing and angry meows outside.

Knows my cat is too old to properly defend himself anymore.

Opens window and barks like a rabid dog.

Offending cat flees so fast he runs into the fence.

My cat just deadpans at me and goes back to his chair like nothing was ever wrong.

thecaptaincandraw:

“FEED ME!”

gemiblu:

psychedelicpaprika:

TG:those FUCKING PANTS

PANTS

PANTS

FUCKING PANTS LMOA DSFNMGFD

TT: Fuck you.

climbed the whole mountain

i-see-light:

“Is it customary to wear a miniskirt while battling for truth and justice?”

“It’s called a sailor fuku, and it’s an art form.”

“Bark bark!”

“This is really stupid.”

I can explain?

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

der-gao:

coming back ~

eitaroo:

Fun from 4chan.

This is now canon.

All hail our Fletchling overlords.

chulacabra:

voidance309:

Choose your fandom starter :).

Aw shit I overslept and now I’m stuck with this fucker. :c

official-carter:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.