Ahvahtlom

Art blogs!

So since people wanted me to make some art blogs, I’ve obliged.

The Land of Junk and Alternation is my fandom art blog. Any and all fandom art will go here.

Derp-Bot is my original art blog. No fandom stuff here, just my own mental scribblings.

I WILL STILL BE POSTING ALL MY ART HERE ON AHVAHTLOM, FIRST AND FOREMOST. But if you want to avoid my non-art posts, now you can. I’ll just be reblogging onto these side blogs.

I’m about to start the reblogging process, so if you want to be on top of all my art for the past 2 years, hop on over to your preferred blog and click the follow button.

Thanks all!

*Also, it’s backlogged atm, but I have an askblog for my OC Alvar, if you want to ask him anything.

Art blogs!

So since people wanted me to make some art blogs, I’ve obliged.

The Land of Junk and Alternation is my fandom art blog. Any and all fandom art will go here.

Derp-Bot is my original art blog. No fandom stuff here, just my own mental scribblings.

I WILL STILL BE POSTING ALL MY ART HERE ON AHVAHTLOM, FIRST AND FOREMOST. But if you want to avoid my non-art posts, now you can. I’ll just be reblogging onto these side blogs.

I’m about to start the reblogging process, so if you want to be on top of all my art for the past 2 years, hop on over to your preferred blog and click the follow button.

Thanks all!

Loafsome Puns

Vi: I just recently realized you say stuff like "holy crepe" and "rebageling" cuz you're a baker
 How do you manage to be so perfect
anxiousArtist: XD
anxiousArtist: I actually got the idea for holy crepe when Maria made me some
anxiousArtist: and rebagelling is just fun to say
anxiousArtist: but yes, apparently I kept with my theme XD
Vi: You have become a Homestuck character
anxiousArtist: -snerk-
anxiousArtist: that will be my roleplay quirk now
anxiousArtist: bakery puns
anxiousArtist: funny thing is that the bakery doesnt make crepes nor bagels
Vi: What a shame
 A business kneads variety
anxiousArtist: -snerk!-
Vi: Was that a whiff of scorne?
anxiousArtist: Knot at all, just an amused little snickerdoodle, of course
Vi: Welp, this convo got kookie pretty fast
anxiousArtist: well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
anxiousArtist: oh, the adoughcityof it all
anxiousArtist: rye, rye do we do this to ourselves
Vi: Simply breadful, bro
anxiousArtist: loafsome, even
Vi: You're on a roll tonight, dude!
anxiousArtist: really? and here I thought I was a bit crusty
Vi: Best real-time pun chain I've ever cinnamon
anxiousArtist: nearly twisted my brain into pretzels, thinking of all of these
anxiousArtist: (omf, I posted about this and someone reblogged it already)
anxiousArtist: (sorry, rebagelled)
Vi: At least you got experience, I'm kinda wheat behind the ears
anxiousArtist: you oatta practice more. you still have time to rise up
Vi: I propose a toast to our sheer dorkiness
Vi: Just don't let that feed your eggo
anxiousArtist: to us, half-baked pun masters exdonutaire
Vi: ...Now we're just getting pitaful
anxiousArtist: dont worry, I have yeast to go that far
Vi: Maybe we have, but are naan the wiser
anxiousArtist: I'll smack the brioche who didn't tell us how wonderbread we are
Vi: No need, dude, we can handle those retortes
anxiousArtist: Of course, they will crumble before us
Vi: Wafer before the Bread Pun Duo
anxiousArtist: You croissant escape us
anxiousArtist: We are Levain
anxiousArtist: We are Fougasse
anxiousArtist: Eggspect us
anxiousArtist: I'm running out of these, it's making me a little hotcrossed
Vi: We punmakers baguette respect from the masses
anxiousArtist: Bow before the maztas
anxiousArtist: They have muffin on us
Vi: Oh god, we're really waffling here...
anxiousArtist: you should ciabatta the other guys
anxiousArtist: they cant even chalah for their mothers
Vi: Oof, Lee, I can keep up with the pastry!
Vi: *can't
anxiousArtist: Cant take a dosa of your own medicine?
Vi: Argh! I doughnut how or when to stop!
anxiousArtist: I guess this is the empanada for us
Vi: Yeah, I guess, sourdough...
 *Throws Lee thousands of roses and cupcakes*
 What a splendid performance, chap
anxiousArtist: brot of course. Arepa in a day's work
Vi: I am slain, Lee
 Would you pun before a dead man?
anxiousArtist: I grissini not. It's a wrap for us, then
Vi: Seriously, you deserve a medal, pal :D
anxiousArtist: I'm just miche-ing around
Vi: ALL THE AWARDS
 (hug)
anxiousArtist: I'd like to thank the Academy, I walnut've made it here without them. Honestly, I've been bialy blessed.
anxiousArtist: And now everyone wants a pizza me
Vi: :')
anxiousArtist: all of these have been a pandoro in my ass, though
Vi: Sorry, dude :c
anxiousArtist: psh, I'm no popover
Vi: Oh god, I think I broke you D:
anxiousArtist: XD
anxiousArtist: ROFL
anxiousArtist: you may have marbled my head a bit
Vi: Rolling on the flour laughing?
anxiousArtist: -snickerdoodle-
Vi: This is nothing short of amazing!
 As great a bread punner as an artist, I see!
anxiousArtist: XD
anxiousArtist: I'm torilla about it. I regularly unleaven a barrage against whomever I can.
Vi: I must reward you witht this
https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5HO9gY9ZTU
anxiousArtist: How cute! I crouton wait until it comes out!
Vi: If it does...
anxiousArtist: I souppose that's a possiblity...hopefully they wont foccacia it up
Vi: YOU CAN STOP LEE
 YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THE PUNS
anxiousArtist: XD
Vi: Surely Hussie himself would be proud to see us waste the night away with silly bakery puns
anxiousArtist: XD
anxiousArtist: -cake'ls-
anxiousArtist: >:)

Ok so I sent a message to thiefofchocolate because they left nice notes on one of my pics (I do that, keep an eye out), and after a few witty exchanges involving my hamster-ness I sent them a gem of a reply.

They posted this.

Can we just give this person an award, please?

viridian-plains replied to your photo: So Maria answered that my RPG class/archetype…

Whoa! Wait, zodiac signs?

Uh, yes! In that picture, the two swirls on each side of the hood represent my Gemini sign, the dots and streaks over the cheeks on the mask is all I could think of for being born in the year of the Snake without making it look stupid, and there’s at least 2 Native American zodiacs (the authenticity is doubtful, but it’s just for fun to me), one of which says I am an Owl (hence the mask and bird motif on the spear), and the other says I’m a Deer (hence the antlers). The zodiacs I couldn’t find a way to fit in was the Aztec and the two Egyptian ones, which are Rabbit and Hathor/Sett, respectively.

I will probably try to find a way to fit those last two in anyway. I’m a sucker for that kind of stuff.

So Maria answered that my RPG class/archetype would be a Mystic, and I, uh… kinda liked the idea and ran off with it. Even as a Mystic, though, I can’t imagine giving up my beloved spears, so I compromised. The mask is actually a headdress with the antlers attached, and is loosely based on a Barn Owl.

I honestly love the fuck out of this and am totally going to work on it more, cuz holy shit yes

~~also gave me an excuse to use, like, three of my zodiac signs, so yeah~~

I'm thinking mystic!

kyogra

Magical, hints of druidism and spiritualism, possibly hermetic, and I get to hit people with a big stick when they’re stupid?

SIGN ME UP

Seer => Succumb

(I know that’s not how it happened, I just felt like animating this random idea. sometimes I just like to pretend I can animate. 25 frames, some repeated for a total of 33)

Been working on landscapes recently, and wanted to show one of them off.

It’s technically not finished (I still need to clean up the rope ladders and the interior of the house), but I haven’t touched it in a few weeks and I like it quite a lot. It was also an exercise in using a limited palette.

It’s actually technically Homestuck fanart, since it’s the home of my fancharacter, but whatevs. I think it’s pretty cool on its own.

I remembered a comic idea I had a long while ago, about all of us at my bakery (mostly inspired by the fact that the family who owns the place are all ninjas. NINJAS I TELL YOU).

It was a mix of real-life stuff that’s happened at the bakery and a Scott Pilgrim-esque battle with the skeezy, hipster-filled coffee shop down the block from us.

It’ll never happen, but it was a cute idea :”D