Vi: I just recently realized you say stuff like "holy crepe" and "rebageling" cuz you're a baker
How do you manage to be so perfect
anxiousArtist: I actually got the idea for holy crepe when Maria made me some
anxiousArtist: and rebagelling is just fun to say
anxiousArtist: but yes, apparently I kept with my theme XD
Vi: You have become a Homestuck character
anxiousArtist: that will be my roleplay quirk now
anxiousArtist: bakery puns
anxiousArtist: funny thing is that the bakery doesnt make crepes nor bagels
Vi: What a shame
A business kneads variety
Vi: Was that a whiff of scorne?
anxiousArtist: Knot at all, just an amused little snickerdoodle, of course
Vi: Welp, this convo got kookie pretty fast
anxiousArtist: well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
anxiousArtist: oh, the adoughcityof it all
anxiousArtist: rye, rye do we do this to ourselves
Vi: Simply breadful, bro
anxiousArtist: loafsome, even
Vi: You're on a roll tonight, dude!
anxiousArtist: really? and here I thought I was a bit crusty
Vi: Best real-time pun chain I've ever cinnamon
anxiousArtist: nearly twisted my brain into pretzels, thinking of all of these
anxiousArtist: (omf, I posted about this and someone reblogged it already)
anxiousArtist: (sorry, rebagelled)
Vi: At least you got experience, I'm kinda wheat behind the ears
anxiousArtist: you oatta practice more. you still have time to rise up
Vi: I propose a toast to our sheer dorkiness
Vi: Just don't let that feed your eggo
anxiousArtist: to us, half-baked pun masters exdonutaire
Vi: ...Now we're just getting pitaful
anxiousArtist: dont worry, I have yeast to go that far
Vi: Maybe we have, but are naan the wiser
anxiousArtist: I'll smack the brioche who didn't tell us how wonderbread we are
Vi: No need, dude, we can handle those retortes
anxiousArtist: Of course, they will crumble before us
Vi: Wafer before the Bread Pun Duo
anxiousArtist: You croissant escape us
anxiousArtist: We are Levain
anxiousArtist: We are Fougasse
anxiousArtist: Eggspect us
anxiousArtist: I'm running out of these, it's making me a little hotcrossed
Vi: We punmakers baguette respect from the masses
anxiousArtist: Bow before the maztas
anxiousArtist: They have muffin on us
Vi: Oh god, we're really waffling here...
anxiousArtist: you should ciabatta the other guys
anxiousArtist: they cant even chalah for their mothers
Vi: Oof, Lee, I can keep up with the pastry!
anxiousArtist: Cant take a dosa of your own medicine?
Vi: Argh! I doughnut how or when to stop!
anxiousArtist: I guess this is the empanada for us
Vi: Yeah, I guess, sourdough...
*Throws Lee thousands of roses and cupcakes*
What a splendid performance, chap
anxiousArtist: brot of course. Arepa in a day's work
Vi: I am slain, Lee
Would you pun before a dead man?
anxiousArtist: I grissini not. It's a wrap for us, then
Vi: Seriously, you deserve a medal, pal :D
anxiousArtist: I'm just miche-ing around
Vi: ALL THE AWARDS
anxiousArtist: I'd like to thank the Academy, I walnut've made it here without them. Honestly, I've been bialy blessed.
anxiousArtist: And now everyone wants a pizza me
anxiousArtist: all of these have been a pandoro in my ass, though
Vi: Sorry, dude :c
anxiousArtist: psh, I'm no popover
Vi: Oh god, I think I broke you D:
anxiousArtist: you may have marbled my head a bit
Vi: Rolling on the flour laughing?
Vi: This is nothing short of amazing!
As great a bread punner as an artist, I see!
anxiousArtist: I'm torilla about it. I regularly unleaven a barrage against whomever I can.
Vi: I must reward you witht this
anxiousArtist: How cute! I crouton wait until it comes out!
Vi: If it does...
anxiousArtist: I souppose that's a possiblity...hopefully they wont foccacia it up
Vi: YOU CAN STOP LEE
YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THE PUNS
Vi: Surely Hussie himself would be proud to see us waste the night away with silly bakery puns