FYI
the virus-video blogs follow a pattern like the submission video ones do-
kerri15529limo77
blakely3996be60
itold8926ultgren93
phylis8475errish21
rlando1378uttimer84
so a ‘name’, 3 to 6 numbers, then a random set of letters and then a pair of numbers.
They’re in the Homestuck tag as well as the Eridan tag, so just assume they are everywhere, but mostly in the Homestuck-related tags.
Equius is a really underrated character, and when he is brought up it’s usually just for jokes about him needing towels or in conjunction with Nepeta.
But in reality he’s like this awesome mechanical genius who builds fully functional battle robots and working bionic arms for his friends; at the human equivalent of 13 self-taught over the internet. That’s only 13 years of experience, much of it spent as a grub or small child, no matter what your ageing headcanon, while being raised by a horse-cow-butler.
Plus he is literally the strength equivalent of Thor, his STRONGjump is literally insane.
Do you even lift?^^^ this
also let me point out we’ve only just recently managed to create a prosthetic robotic arm that an deal cards and tie shoelaces
MEANWHILE EQUIUS’S ROBOT ARM FOR VRISKA WORKS LIKE A FUCKING NATURAL ARM??? AND THE FINGERS AND HAND AND WRIST TOO???
and don’t even get me started on aradiabot
don’t forget his awesome socks and nicely trimmed hair
in which Nepeta tries to teach Equius how to smile friendly, haha
what can I say? smiling is hard, lots harder than it seems to be. But he is really trying his best.
see? look at this precious little smile. so cheerful!
my ass hurts but here it is
THE LEGEND OF EQUIUS
the most lame crossover/homestuck au
The brave heroine Nepeta and her beloved best moirail, the Prince Equius, will work together to repair the MAJESTIC BOW and save Alternia from the evil Bard Makara
thats the legend of equius in a nutshell
also nepeta has the MASTER CLAWS hell yse
soon i will make the 8 sages and gamzee’s designs or whatever
D—> <3
holly shit i was starving for something like for that ship
((i reeeally dont know if i should post it here but….FUCK THAT thats my OTP for life here bro ))
so, as a Homestuck and Elfquest fan, I had a bit of an epiphany last night
mostly that I have an addiction to Stern, No-nonsense Archers With An Unhealthy Love Of Thigh-Highs.
Now I just want them to argue over who wears it better, possibly while drunk on dreamberries. Strongbow’s worn them longer, but Equius has the latest fashions, so who will win????
