Hello there, Ladies! It’s giveaway time!
I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose! Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator. All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.
How do I win? What are the rules?
- Reblogthis post once. Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification.
- You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.
- Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.
- I will ship internationally.
- Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.
Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.
Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator. Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th. Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.
Good luck!
And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…
“THAT WAS SOME OF THE MOST ATROCIOUS STRIFING I HAVE EVER SEEN, DAVE.”
“Almost like you wanted to lose, huh, lil bro?”
“You guys just- just tagged teamed me. Not that a Strider can’t take a little t-two on one…”
“OH, I HOPE NOT.”
“Cuz we’re going for round two whether you’re ready or not.”
and that’s why I dont write fic. it just didnt feel right just posting it though
A Bro/Dave/Karkat sammich for Elaroh. Still not over my pornblock enough to draw peen, but hopefully you likey anyway ;)
bonus:
nepeta lesona: but god damn, why do people think BIG cocks are good things?
nepeta lesona: they are not
nepeta lesona: they hurt
GaMzEe MaKaRa: they make you go ow
nepeta lesona: VIOLENCE VIA RUPTURING IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
GaMzEe MaKaRa: when they're smaller you have wiggle room!
GaMzEe MaKaRa: you can do all kinds of things!
nepeta lesona: In all kinds of positions!
GaMzEe MaKaRa: like fit a second one in ;D
This year’s Broadway Bares, the annual fundraiser for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS, features Broadway’s hottest stars recreating fairy tales with their very own happy endings. ;)
See? Eye-candy isn’t always frivolous!
I will never not reblog this
is that first one supposed to be Goldilocks and the three bears„, omg
But demeaning men won’t solve anything!
Yeah it’ll solve me not having enough hot men with swords in my life.
so good to see this on my dash again~
So um if you like hot guys in assless underwear covering each other in paint I um wow I recommend this for you
What’s context
The first year is painful: you are freshly dead and very hungry. You retreat to your rooms and corridors. You sleep a lot and you remember the taste of tyrian blood, the thrill of draining a body dry, you dwell on how hard it was to pull away from Terezi’s throat, from Sollux’s. The humans smell wrong and taste worse, for all that Rose is a delight, for all that Dave is sweet, for all that Terezi is charming. You miss Sollux and Feferi and Vriska and Tavros and Nepeta. You even miss Equius. You even, shamefully, furtively, in an aching and awful and roundabout fashion, miss Eridan. They are gone though, lost and left behind, and their drifting ghosts get smaller and stranger every time you see them.
